It’s like having a friend that pops in your inbox once a week to keep you updated on interesting things in entertainment, comedy, and internet culture. No wait, that’s exactly what this is. That is, if you consider me a friend at least. We can be friends! I probably will forget to text back, and I’ll definitely forget to send this newsletter every week…but I make a great plus-one at weddings.
You won’t have to worry about missing anything. And God forbid you miss out on a new podcast, info on the Frasier reboot, a review about a movie that came out in the 80’s, or an update on what that SOB walmart yodel kid is doing. Every new edition of the newsletter goes directly to your inbox. But probably accidentally to your spam folder, so check there too.
Evolve into an official good morning bitch
Because being a bitch is a good thing. It’s 2019, people! If we can say it on daytime television, we can make it our personal brand. It’s not a feel-good-wash-your-face kind of brand, it’s a literally-just-exist-and-have-a-good-time-and-watch-good-tv-while-you’re-at-it kind of brand.