the mini-bitch: facebook is down edition
featuring an EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT from a fb employee 😎
Good (afternoon) bitches, I’m coming at you with a situation I’m sure you’re already aware of:
The world has survived five whole hours thus far without access to family group chats, engagement photos, and ivermectin endorsements. Now, there are reports that even Snapchat is starting to fail!! Potentially gmail!! Madness!! The Internet has flocked to Twitter as its last-resort social media platform:
We’ll get to the inevitable in a second, but technologically speaking, this shit is truly WILD:
This isn’t just about the websites being down… Facebook’s internal systems are down, including communication apps and (reportedly) part of its keycard system:
(Sounds nice tbh)
A good morning bitch who works for Facebook offered the following statement:
So, to pay homage to this mass chaos, I am adapting a fan-favorite GMB segment for today’s happenings:
this dramatic afternoon on Twitter:
You know how popular hashtags have little emojis next to them, like a 🌹 next to #TheBachelor🌹? Twitter already added an emoji to #InternetShutDown
Which, ironically it appears you can’t see when embedded here:
there is one good thing to come out of this outage….
And I already have a whopping seven followers! Maybe, uh, hit me with a follow?
Alright, I need to get this sent before Facebook comes back online and this content is officially irrelevant.
Until the next internet blackout,
xo,
Lily
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Hahaha! I didn't know it was down until it was over! Thought my wi-fi was messing up!
Ha! This is great! And Tom 🤣🤣